catchymemes:

notyourkindaguy:

The Spice Girls: kicking slut-shaming in the face since 1996.

tentadog:

themaskedhero:

island-delver-go:

Source

cognitohazardous:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Yay ❤️ Pale horse reveals omen

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

whenever I sneeze fart I feel like a neutron star

unclefather:

the-haiku-bot:

thats-so-kailyn:

mightymargaretofanjou:

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

In his defense his

wife triple dog dared him and

called him a pussy

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

beansmemes:

anxietyproblem:

aciidaisy:

:

19th century AITA only its “Have I been the most dreadful cad?”

Yes you are an abominable bounder/No you behaved as a gentleman should/All parties mentioned seem simply horrid

manywinged:

manywinged:

i love saying “get off my dick” even though i don’t have one

i don’t have a dick but you’re still determined to ride it

little-miss-raven:

pukicho:

Fuck off I’m not boring I’m just American. You learn MY language not the other way around EEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The eagles took him